What is wrong with you!?
My 3 year-old doesn’t lick bags!
My spanish teacher to Michael after he was licking a bag
Hooray for Pedobear!
FEEL MY BEANS!!
Michael (In reply to roll-call in spanish class)
(During our Fiesta in spanish,after Michael brought this bowl of beans)
Teacher: Do they need to be warmed up?
Michael: No they’re still warm.Do you want to feel them?
Teacher: No.It’s ok.
Michael: FEEL MY BEANS!!!
[At the store in checkout]
Mom: Do we need Ice?
Mom: If not,we can just store it.
Me: What do you mean? Put the ice on ice?!