[At the store in checkout]
Mom: Do we need Ice?
Mom: If not,we can just store it.
Me: What do you mean? Put the ice on ice?!
OW! I got crackers in my eyes!
You are NOT a goat Molina!
My spanish teacher to Michael
Me: You call them all kids,don’t you?
Anthony: Yep, he’s a kid,he’s a kid,she’s a kid,they’re all kids except him he’s chad.
Me: What is he?
I really don’t love you, KenReis
Austin to KenReis
I call it…Basketron
Ooh cleaning supplies!!
Michael & Miguel after drawing a bottle of windex
We are domesticated women at heart
Michael in reply to Miguel drawing a hanger while playing the doodle game